"actually, that was due today”
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
The marks humans leave are too often scars
— The Fault in our Stars (via servenedes)
if only i could sleep forever.
— 我真累 (i’m so tired)
’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.
— And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it (via elovers)
hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*